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Thursday, March 10, 2005
6:14 PM
science- a new element
NEW ELEMENT IN THE PERIODIC TABLEElement : WOMENSymbol : WO+Atomic mass : Accepted as 53.6 Kg; isotopesmay vary from 40-200 kg.Occurrence : Copious quantities in all urbanareas.PHYSICAL PROPERTIES1. Boils at room temperature2. Freezes without any known reason.3. Melts if given special treatment.4. Bitter, if incorrectly used.5. Sweet as Honey if given a propertreatment.CHEMICAL PROPERTIES1. Have great affinity for Gold, Silver and arange of precious stones and absorbs greatquantities of expensive substances.2. May explode spontaneously without priorwarning and for unknown cause3. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatlyincreases by that.4. Most powerful money reducing agentknown to man.TESTS1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink whenhappy.2. Turns green when placed behind a betterspecimen.POTENTIAL HAZARDillegal to possess more than one, althoughseveral can be maintained at differentlocations as long as specimens do not comein direct contact with each other.!! WARNING !!PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THISELEMENT CAN CAUSE SEVERE FINANCIALHEMORRHAGING AND MENTAL DISTRESS.BE CAUTIOUS