Friday, July 08, 2005
5:48 PM
There's this new thingie in the market called the 'push-up briefs'.. As in the masculine version of the push-up bra. Get the idea? It ENLARGES YOUR DICK (technically speaking, it makes your dick seem bigger). As if anyone would want their dick enlarged, for goodness sake.
Push-up bras boost a girl's confidence, blah blah. But PUSH-UP BRIEFS? It's not like anyone would look at your dick and judge you by your freaking dick size. Well, not anyone decent anyways.
Unfortunately, this dumb pal of mine got one of those. He claims he wasn't in the right state of mind when he bought it for 36 dollars. It's $36, dude. Imagine how many meals you could buy for $36. Considering that 1 meal at LJS (Long John Silver) costs $3.60, you could buy TEN FUCKING MEALS instead of ONE SINGLE BRIEF.
Anyways... It didn't even make his dick look that much bigger. It's not even noticeable, FFS. Kinda like.. Well, my dick at its normal state (as in not erected). Jesus. Go ahead and buy it and tell me about it when you wear it. I'll point at your dick, laugh at you for your foolishness and gloat over how many meals at LJS I can buy with thirty-six fucking dollars.
